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I have had so many crushes that I started repeating names. I have liked 3 Adams, 2 Jakes and 2 Calebs since my first crush, Zachary, in pre-school who had a mullet. I counted how many guys with Biblical names I've liked and, without counting the repeats, there have been 10. I have averaged 1.3 crushes a year, assuming I liked someone when in diapers.
My longest crush lasted three years. I stalked him.
Ben was my band-aid crush. He wasn't supposed to last more than a few months like the others; he was just there to help me get over my previous crush, one of the Adams, who had moved away to Arkansas. But I made Ben out to be perfect.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER ONE: I didn't know Ben very well (or at all) because he was a member of my youth pastor's former youth group. He visited our church a few times and when he came I got to see this model Christian with his beautiful curly brown hair and manly beard--no annoying habits, no boyish obnoxiousness. So I became infatuated. I decided to write a book and I made him the main character, only I changed his name to Gideon: Gideon the warrior, a missionary from India, who was described as being "unrealistically perfect" when I had someone critique my first three chapters.
As long as I kept writing the book Ben never left my mind. I got to chapter twelve before realizing that I should stop and move on.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER TWO: I also told my youth pastor that I liked him. Well, no, I told my youth pastor that I thought that Ben was good-looking. I didn't even like the kid until my pastor started teasing me about it. Then I kind of enjoyed the teasing. Then I kind of enjoyed the prospect of liking him. Then I was infatuated. See Stupid Decision Number One.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER THREE: Before I even met Ben, I kind of knew he was going to step into my life. I prophesied, as I liked to tell everyone. The day before I met Ben (well, met him again ... he wasn't very cute when I first met him) I daydreamed exactly how I met him. I pictured the surroundings to the T. I guessed his age, hair color and everything.
It was a coincidence. It was, it was, it was. But I thought it was some omen that we were meant to be together. Forever.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER FOUR: I needed a date to my junior prom. My youth pastor and my best friend told me to ask Ben. So I did. He said no. I was happy because at least he thought about me.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER FIVE: I stopped liking Ben for a few months when I dated Luke. I only pursued Luke because my friend told me I had no chance with Ben. We broke up after a few months because I didn't know who I was.
I got coffee with Luke a while after we broke up because I wanted to be his friend. Our breakup was pretty ugly and I knew deep down I still had feelings for him ... I hoped they were platonic, but I wasn't so sure. So, as a way to protect myself, I wrote on my hand the name "Jacob" in Hebrew. Jacob waited 14 years for the one he loved, and I could do the same. I knew Luke wasn't the one for me. He couldn't be. There was too much baggage. After we drank our coffee, I was reassured that Luke and I could never get back together. Ever. That name on my hand had kept me in line, but it also reminded me to be patient. If Jacob could wait 14 years to be with Rachel, I could wait a few to be with Ben.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER SIX: Two years after I started liking Ben, my world fell apart. Everything that I had relied on fell to waste. My best friend denied God. A previous boyfriend started smoking pot. My faith was dry. I had no one to really talk to. So I started writing a letter.
Really, it was just going to be a letter, an anonymous one. Then it started going on and on and on. I wanted to tell a Stranger about everything I went through for some sympathy.
It turned into a book. I got it printed and bound, then I called my best guy friend up to help me deliver it.
Austin and I drove forty-five minutes to Ben's college to deliver the book. We sat in my car as I gave him his assignment. He was supposed to go to the admissions building and tell them he had a present for a student. Austin left and came back within five minutes. The office was closed.
Then I remembered what dorm Ben lived in. I gave Austin the package and sent him inside. He found a girl who knew Ben and she gave the package to him. As far as I know.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER SEVEN: A month passed and I had heard nothing of the book. I guess I secretly hoped that the writing would be so profound that Ben would try to find its author. He didn't.
So I instant messaged Ben on a screen name I made up just for that occasion: MusicBox423, or something like that. It was the title of the song playing on my iPod and the time of day it was. I had received Ben's screen name from my youth pastor two years ago as a joke. It came in handy.
Of course, Ben mentioned nothing of the book. But soon after I messaged him, I got an IM from someone I didn't know: Ben's girlfriend.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER EIGHT: Amber and I became friends. I really liked her. I liked when she talked about Ben too. I kind of lived vicariously through Amber. I was pretty happy.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER NINE: Amber came to my graduation party. Two days before that, Ben broke up with her. I told my youth pastor later that day and he told me he knew. He had called Ben, telling him that he met Amber at my party. Supposedly his reasons for breaking it off were different than what he communicated to Amber. I got in the middle of their relationship.
But it was okay because I was closer to Ben than I had ever been.
STUPID DECISION NUMBER TEN: I realized that since Ben and Amber were no longer a pair, I had the freedom to like him again. Sure, I was kind of betraying my friend who still very much liked him ... but I found ways to justify it. I did like him longer, after all.
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Three years ago I went on a winter retreat with my youth group. My pastor had invited a surprise speaker for the weekend, a kid we had met once before, a senior from Kokomo, Ind. He came clad in flip-flops and a brown leather jacket, his hair disheveled and had David Crowder gotee.
I don't understand why I have not stopped liking Ben. When his name is mentioned, excitement still rushes through my veins. When I see his best friend who attends my university, I still wonder when Ben's going to visit. Will I get to see him once more?
I have tried to make new band-aid crushes out of the second and third Adam, Caleb and the Jakes, but nothing's working. I have prayed to God that he'd be a jerk to me, that he'd be a racist or something, so I could stop being so infatuated.
I hoped that my high school crush would end in college--that I'd magically meet this level of maturity, enabling me to get over him. But I guess that's not true. Year number four, here I come.