Worse Than Green Ketchup

I have a few coworkers who work from home, including my boss. The idea was pitched that I might consider following suit and I immediately started shaking my head with confidence that there had never been a worse idea in the history of ideas (including slavery and Crystal Pepsi).

Here's the shortlist of reasons why:

  1. Easy access to a value pack of 100 frozen waffles
  2. Talk shows.
  3. The nap after talk shows.
  4. No clear rationalization for vast array of handbags and shoes.
  5. Lizards.
  6. My obsession with creating the perfect iTunes playlist.
  7. I can lie down anywhere in the "office" and no one will know.
  8. YouTube.
  9. Very clear rationalization for vast array of pajama bottoms.
  10. Bathing moves quickly off my priority list.

Why would it be a bad idea for you to work from home?

More observations and reports at http://jamiebg.blogspot.com

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  • I don't underestimate the utility of having a compounding pharmacy in the home.


     

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